001 / The object
The pizza
you hang,
not the one
you eat
A real printed record that doesn't play. You hang it.
An illustrated sleeve, the 12″ pressing made for it, and the wall mount. It does not play: nothing is cut into the disc. This is a picture you hang.
The screen-printed pizza box is the gift version, not the packaging. No payment now, this page only asks whether the first batch is worth printing.
100 people say yes, we print. Fewer than that, we do not.
Add yourself002 / Contents
Three things,
and the box
if it is a gift
The box is the gift version, not the packaging: the record, the sleeve and the mount come on their own. Open it: the parts name themselves, and the numbers match the rows below.
- 01
The box
The gift only · kraft corrugated · 33 cmPrinted inside and out, hanging instructions on the lid. It comes with The Gift, not with every order.
- 02
The sleeve
330 × 330 mm · printed boardThe illustration blown up across the front, and what protects the disc in the post.
- 03
The record
12″ · 305 mm · 180 gThe pizza on the label and the colour of the disc are what tell one flavour from the next.
- 04
The wall mount
Included · no frame, no glassSo it goes up the day it arrives.
Note. A record you can actually play is the first stretch goal, if enough of you want it.
005 / Have your say
Would you
buy it?
Nothing is printed yet. The address keeps you posted, the answer decides whether there is anything to post about.
Gut reaction: would you hang this at home?
006 / Questions
What people
always ask
01Can the record actually be played?
Not in the first run: it is a graphic object made to hang. A cut version is the first stretch goal, and anyone who already ordered can upgrade.
02Hasn't this been done before?
The pizza box has. Horse the Band put their Pizza EP in a screen-printed one in 2006, 550 numbered copies, and pizza-shaped picture discs turn up most Record Store Days. Ours carries no audio at all: it is a wall object with its mount, six flavours in one numbered run. And the box is the gift version, not what the thing is.
03What size is it?
A 12″ record (30.5 cm) in a 33×33 cm sleeve. The gift box around it is 33 cm: takeaway measurements, which is the point.
04Am I paying anything now?
No. This page collects interest and nothing else. Payment exists only if we open the campaign, and you decide then.
05When would it arrive?
At 100 we open the campaign. From the day it closes, about three months to press the records, print the sleeves and die-cut the boxes.
06Do you ship outside Italy?
Anywhere in the European Union, €9 surcharge. Outside it we are still doing the maths: say so in the form and it helps us decide.
07Can I suggest a flavour that is not there?
Gladly. That is what the notes field is for: if one comes up often enough, it joins the series.